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sweaty feet?

14 April 08 ¦ Permalink ¦

I have been on the fence about these Michael Kors sneakers.

I love the height of the wedge, but they just look like really sweaty shoes to me… even with all those holes!

It is now week 3 of my South Beach diet and I’ve managed to resist all those Papa John’s pizza commercials.

It’s sad when you’re watching tv and all you can think about is how you’d totally eat that casserole Marge just served for dinner on The Simpsons.

It’s pretty pathetic when you’re so hungry, you crave cartoon food!

That episode of Seinfeld was on recently where Kramer does the butter shave and Newman wants to eat Kramer because he smells so tasty.

Remember that one?

Well, I could totally relate to Newman in that episode.

And for the first time in my life I’m eating sugar-free Jello and it’s become the highlight of my day.

Well, more like the first time since I was a little kid and my mom was always making Jell-O as a “nutritious snack” and a cure for low and high grade fevers.

I would just stuff my whole mouth and cheeks with Jello chunks and then swish them back and forth in my mouth until it basically turned into liquid. I imagined I was making my own fruity punch drink. Ha.

Anyway, I vowed never to eat the jiggly stuff ever again.

Now, I sit and savor every last bit of that Jello cup. I even eat it with a tiny spoon so the experience will last longer. It’s only ten calories per cup, but this week I’m moving on to Sugar Free Jello Pudding.

Oh and the other day at Whole Foods, I saw a bacon flavored chocolate bar!

What the heck is that about?!?

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  1. There is always a need for a new pair of shoes. Get them. Or as my 3 yr. old niece says whenever there is doubt, “you neeeeed them. you haveeee to have it!”
    — Janel    15 April 08    #
  2. i don’t s’pose making a new podcast might take your mind off the hardships of calorie restriction.
    — josh    15 April 08    #
  3. Hi Janel! :D

    Josh, yah maybe. There’s a new Jim Noir album out afterall. :P
    — joy    15 April 08    #
  4. Jell-O as a cure for low and high grade fevers. Haha. I totally remember that too.
    — Teddy    18 April 08    #
  5. ... as long as there’s only a minimal amount of floating fruit in it. ;)
    — LexInTheCity    20 April 08    #
  6. hah, my vegetarian friend sent me the vosges’ bacon bar. it had a peculiarly smokey yet delectable flavor.
    — caroline    28 April 08    #
  7. Please promise me you will never, ever buy into the high-heel wedge sneaker fashion statement! PLEASE!
    — patreesha    29 April 08    #
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  9. Ha, you know I saw a woman wearing the above shoes and yah, I decided not to get them!

    I guess I’ll just get the bacon bar instead. :P
    — joy    7 May 08    #
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