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1 February 07 ¦ Permalink ¦

Maybe it’s because I haven’t really slept this week…

or the fact that my couch is covered in clean laundry that needs to be folded and put away…

(now it’s all wrinkly and I despise folding wrinkled cold clothing. sigh.)

I fell asleep around midnight last night with the MacBook opened and sitting on top of my stomach. I was looking at various health insurance plans.

Blue Cross, Blue Shield, Blue Monday, Blue Balls.

Agh.

I woke up around 1:30 am though and couldn’t go back to bed.

I honestly, tossed and turned and could not get comfy.

Finally, I fell asleep at 5:50 am, only to get up 15 minutes later to my vibrating cellphone.

Anyway, I’m rushing to get dressed, brushing my teeth as best as I can with my left-hand and M is shouting about there being no toilet paper in her bathroom.

I whack my injured finger knuckle and then in my fit of blinding pain stub my toe on a suitcase.

I’m at the sink and spy this Philosophy Scrub J3 gave me for Christmas.

I read the label:

the greatest love

philosophy: the greatest love is within your scared heart. love, without expectation, all people, all of the time.

I spit toothpaste.

3 minute hydrating microdermabrading scrub

I got really annoyed.

I mean what is that about?

My “sacred heart”?

“all people, all of the time”?

Eff that.

I hate most people, 99% of the time.

And besides, what does “love” have to do with sloughing off dead skin cells to reveal a more youthful and radiant complexion?

Jesus Christ.

I just want tiny pores and soft skin, dang it!

And….

someone to clean my kitchen floor. . .

And, nacho cheese hot dogs

. . . with chili.

(You know the ones with the cheese inside the hot dog?)

Hmm…

I wonder how difficult it is to inject your own hot dogs with liquid cheese?

Sounds kinda gross.

Yes, I know, but trust me, it will be awesome.

You all are gonna be begging to come over to my place for cheese dogs.

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I took that pic above a while ago with the Rebel on top of my head and curling iron in the other hand. I tried to make the pic a little bit brighter to see more eye/face, but then it washed out the sleeve of my shirt when I did that. Suggestions?

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  1. Gah! Such a hater! ;) Although you scored cool points with the cheese dogs… As for advice? I’ve got none other than to remind myself to make my NetNewsWire preview window bigger so I don’t just see a portion of your image and assume today’s entry is going to be retro Joi sex commentary w/new and improved phallic toy references…

    Seriously, you need a less suggestive curling iron…
    — archie4oz    1 February 07    #
  2. Aw crap, and for some reason I’m regressing to mispelling names now too… :(
    — archie4oz    1 February 07    #
  3. I just rediscovered the cheese dog, and they are indeed awesome.
    — Erica    1 February 07    #
  4. Y’know Joy, there were a brand of meat and cheese filled hot dogs on the freezer shelves called “Frank N’ Stuff” back in the eighties.

    They were disgusting.

    But I’m sure your homemade creations would be light years ahead of some crappy, pre-stuffed, frozen hot dawgs.

    I’ll take one cheese dog please!
    — Mooch    1 February 07    #
  5. I bet you “Purina Snausages” taste better than cheese dogs and damnit, I know my hotdogs.
    — ScottieB    1 February 07    #
  6. Advice for the pic? hmm try increasing the brightness but lower the contrast or use the pen tool in photoshop and put your face on a differnt layer and play with that. If not I can try to fix that for you :)
    — darthlog    1 February 07    #
  7. Revision: Nacho cheese injected Pogo on a stick, smothered in chili. :)
    — lexinthecity    1 February 07    #
  8. Hi guys! All of your comments are too funny.

    Scooter B, you have managed to make me snort with laughter today.

    Ha! Snausages! Remember the commercial with that dog? I need to see if it’s on the internets or something.
    — Joy    2 February 07    #
  9. Snausages?
    Don’t forget “Beggin’ Strips”!
    (“It’s BACON! Bacon, bacon, BACON!!!”)
    — lexinthecity    2 February 07    #
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