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agh, my guilty pleasures
11 January 07 ¦ Permalink ¦
Oh yes, the ‘what music to play in front of the child’ saga continues…
Today, more guilty pleasures banned. . .
M: “Mom, can you put on that song… that one you had on in the car the other day that goes, (she begins to sing in a high voice) ‘I don’t wanna be lonely no more… I don’t wanna have to pay for this…’? Please! It’s been in my head all day.”
Me: “Uhhmmmm… okay, but you have to promise not to tell anyone, k?”
I cue up some R. Thomas, (the acoustic version).
M: “I told everyone at school about this song and sang it for A and Q. I told them it’s a bit Spanish because of the guitar, maybe Mexican because in ‘May-hee-co’ they use ‘maracas’ in their music.”
(I thought this was a very awesome musical observation on her part… Oh the young music appreciator she’s fast becoming!)
Later, while playing some I Spy on the iMac:
M: “Oh my gosh, maybe he should say ‘put some pants on and cover up your butt!’ because that’s what you should do. Not put pizza crusts in your butt. Gross! Oh my gosh, what did he just say now?”
Me: “Oh yes! This is a song that teaches you about how to get dressed and things you should never put in your butt!”
Lame explanation, I know.
I was just shocked she was actually listening to the music while we were playing on the computer.
Sigh.
So long Eddie Murphy. . . cry.
Well, stay tuned for my “Boogie In Your Butt” Flickr group.
Rules: pictures of things to put in your butt. Can be of anything, really, but tags must include awesome mini-rap lyrics. Minimum of 2 lines.
You know like, post a photo of a balloon bouquet and tags may go something like:
Put a balloon in your butt
a mylar spoon in your butt
whistle a tune in your butt
going to the moon in your butt.
(sorry, I just whipped that out off the top of my head. yes, my mad freestyle skillz. watch out, lupe fiasco!)
On a more exciting music note,
I used some Christmas money from my mom and purchased a itsy bitsy Shuffle.
Pictures soon.
And, yayhoo, Of Montreal is playing San Diego this month.
Unfortunately, it’s at SOMA, but fortunately it’s right next to the err… Black Angus… which stinks in both the smelling bad way and tastes bad way, but I’ve been dying for a steak for ages and yes, it’s all good.
Four words, y’all:
Square. Cow. Fun. Bar.Anyway, I love Of Montreal!
I’m very excited and can’t wait for the new album.
Does anyone already have it?
Also, I hate to admit this, but I have a peeling scalpy dandruffy flaky problem, but only this one area on the right.
Any suggestions? I’ve gone back to Selsun Blue, but it doesn’t do shit. And I’ve tried T-Gel and that stuff is like tar and also the yuk.
I dunno, figured I’d put it out there into internerd-land.
Like the time I had eczema on my hand and was so embarrassed and freaked out, but mentioned it to a few friends and all, and then, it turned out everyone I knew had had some bout with the hideous dry skin before.
It was strangely comforting.
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Okay, here’s the song so you can familiarize yourself with it’s umm… badassedness.
So, ”...sit on down and open your eyes and open up your ears!”
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— maggie 11 January 07 #
— Mooch 11 January 07 #
(not for your butt)
— Michael 11 January 07 #
Try some olive oil rubbed into it(head that is or as you will) and keep up the selsun.
— Ed 11 January 07 #
— Janel 12 January 07 #
— Melina 12 January 07 #
on another note… flaky scalp / dryness can also be caused by too much stress.
— g 13 January 07 #
tone down the water temp, in addition to using “refresh”. and maybe not washing your hair everyday might help the natural oils spread through your scalp!
— bardot 14 January 07 #
yeah the flakes could be caused by using water that’s too hot. mm yeah any tips i could give you have already been suggested to you!
— christine 14 January 07 #