PinkBeltRage
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P.B. Rage is a girl named Joy, a Leo born under the Southern Californian sky [not the valley or inland]. She is a certified ISTJ who attended, Cal and UCLA as an undergrad. Currently, she is on an extended sabbatical from an MBA program, extended means it’s been a couple of years.
She loves music more than anything in the world. She has a huge fondness for 80’s tunes and is continuously importing her CD collection onto her iMacs, PowerBook, MacBook and iPods.
She has come to the realization that most of the rockstars she admires, beyond their talent, are essentially horny bastards.
She loves books so much that she has a completely useless degree in English Literature from UCLA. She admits to Milton changing her life. Other favorites, old and new, include: Chaucer, Edith Wharton, Dave Eggers and Sharon Olds. Augusten Burroughs is her current literary idol.
She is considered to be quite polite, but this politeness veils a machiavellian politico of a degree rarely seen.
She is capable of Purell-ing post-shake without anyone realizing it. She uses a lot of Purell, and finds their slogan to be most entertaining: One Healthy Little Squirt™.
She grows her (gorgeous) hair and then cuts it all off for donation to a charity called Wigs For Kids.
Twice a year she will clean out her closet, leaving herself with just two pairs of shoes and clothes which take up less than 12 inches of space hanging in her closet. Everything is donated in great, almost new-ish condition. She thinks it kind of sucks to donate shitty stuff you don’t like.
Currently, she is working on writing the Great (Asian-ish) American Novel.
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